don't call me "schneider"

I never thought of myself as a homebody.  I like to be out.  I like to go out.  But this is ridiculous. Going outside with kids right now is insane.  The wind howls as if it's laughing as I try to make it to the hardware store just to get some light bulbs.  Which reminds me. My wife started calling me "Schneider" awhile back. (Schneider was on the show "One Day At A Time"). Since I've "been around" more I have started taking on projects around the house. If you can call it that.  Like changing light bulbs.  And watering the plants.  And of course, vacuuming. I like to see things in order.  I need order in order to create.  But with 2 kids, there's not much order these days.  See, Schneider didn't have the kids.  He was just the superintendent.  Try being Schneider and the dad. And the husband. Where was that guy?